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<Jimbo|> gatr: only when the iPhone detects that you're taking a picture below your crotch <FF> You guys got an iPhone/iPod Touch? <origin> I see that you're attempting Sexmessaging, may I suggest tits or GTFO? |
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<&LobsterMan> cause it's srsly lightning like a motherfucker here, and i have to shit, but im scurred |
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<wahrheit> nothing tops the evolution of dance <wahrheit> that guy is so talented |
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<origin> prostitution is legal in cuba for 17 and older <origin> www.americanairlines.com/?search=flights+to+cuba <origin> whoops |
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<ness> Gee, I wonder why they're trying to make a new Blair Witch? (hint it rhymes with Baranormal Bactivity) |
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<ness> My bed frame had broken on one side so I just slept diagonally for a couple of weeks before finally fixing it. <origin> i tried that, but it was really weird and unfortable, so i jumped on the otherside and broke it evanly |
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<wahrheit> just like nrr being a f urry <wahrheit> TOP SECRET. <wahrheit> <nrr> i feel rejected about my hobbies <wahrheit> <nrr> i just want to be normal <wahrheit> <nrr> and NOT FUCK ANIMALS <wahrheit> <nrr> but..... cats are so cute! <wahrheit> real log, not joking <polite> where'd you get that? <wahrheit> a real log that i fabricated <wahrheit> YOU'VE BEEN HAD <polite> It seems highly probable <wahrheit> I wouldn't be surprised if he fucks cats <polite> I thought it meant fuck animals metaphorically <wahrheit> peta would be all over him like hot sauce on a burrito <polite> and a burrito on a fat man's shirt <wahrheit> LOL <wahrheit> clever <wahrheit> if we ever did stand up comedy <wahrheit> we'd kick ass --- <&nrr> <~wahrheit> My boyfriend is asking me to suck him off. <polite> <&nrr> My dog always gets sucked off by me |
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<+nrr> what's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator <+nrr> ? <polite> what? <+nrr> the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take out the meat |
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<garian> oh, i heard scratching and a meow at my door <polite> Nrr is at your house, garian? <garian> Hah! <polite> quote that <garian> no, the devilcat wants in my room <polite> so that's his handle! <garian> hahaha |
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<Destati> its so mind blowing, seeing it wil make your head explode into a rainbow of fruity gas |
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