<!origin> ANNOUNCEMENT: Danno used YOUNG GIRLS: to exploit sexually
<!Feraligatr> :/
<!Feraligatr> I saw that and didn't realize you said it so I was like "WHAT IS THIS COMMAND AND WHY HAVE I NOT LEARNED IT"
<!Danno> ANNOUNCEMENT: Police used ARREST: to arrest Danno for statutory snape kills dumbledore.

<Cross> would be better if feraligatr didnt force part me out of every now and then
<!origin> Feraligatr stop force parting crossdragon
<!origin> i've done all i can do

<!origin> phone lines rule everything around me, ring ring, spent the money, got a fax machine for umbrella y'all

<princess> god running shoes are expensive
<origin> get the ones that aren't running, so nobody has to catch them first

<Jimbo|> gatr: only when the iPhone detects that you're taking a picture below your crotch
<FF> You guys got an iPhone/iPod Touch?
<origin> I see that you're attempting Sexmessaging, may I suggest tits or GTFO?

<%Cancer> i am thinking aobut going on a spiritual journey to find myself
<%elementalgirl> look in the cupboard you might be there

<&LobsterMan> cause it's srsly lightning like a motherjerk here, and i have to stinky, but im scurred

<wahrheit> nothing tops the evolution of dance
<wahrheit> that guy is so talented

<origin> that's what makes us so loving special, we're a close group, we all know each other - sure our site grows at a snails pace, but we've developed our own inside jokes and everything, we're like Rwanda, a tiny nation full of blood thirsty crazies

<origin> Slacknet Rules Everything Around Me, SREAM, connect the client, slash oper up y'all

<origin> prostitution is legal in cuba for 17 and older
<origin> www.americanairlines.com/?search=flights+to+cuba
<origin> whoops

<wahrheit> I gotta do my laundry because I had an accident right before the end of my shift at work. I was filling milk rapidly because it had just arrived and i didnt have much time to work it. i was working too fast, and i tripped over some crates and fell onto the concrete, dropping the gallon jug of Dean's vitamin D milk and it got all over my pants
<origin> read: stinky my pants

<ness> Gee, I wonder why they're trying to make a new Blair Witch? (hint it rhymes with Baranormal Bactivity)

<ness> My bed frame had broken on one side so I just slept diagonally for a couple of weeks before finally fixing it.
<origin> i tried that, but it was really weird and unfortable, so i jumped on the otherside and broke it evanly

<wahrheit> just like nrr being a f urry
<wahrheit> TOP SECRET.
<wahrheit> <nrr> i feel rejected about my hobbies
<wahrheit> <nrr> i just want to be normal
<wahrheit> <nrr> and NOT fudge ANIMALS
<wahrheit> <nrr> but..... cats are so cute!
<wahrheit> real log, not joking
<polite> where'd you get that?
<wahrheit> a real log that i fabricated
<wahrheit> YOU'VE BEEN HAD
<polite> It seems highly probable
<wahrheit> I wouldn't be surprised if he fudges cats
<polite> I thought it meant fudge animals metaphorically
<wahrheit> peta would be all over him like hot sauce on a burrito
<polite> and a burrito on a fat man's shirt
<wahrheit> LOL
<wahrheit> clever
<wahrheit> if we ever did stand up comedy
<wahrheit> we'd kick ass

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<&nrr> <~wahrheit> My boyfriend is asking me to suck him off.
<polite> <&nrr> My dog always gets sucked off by me

<+nrr> what's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator
<+nrr> ?
<polite> what?
<+nrr> the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take out the meat

<polite> http://www.wmfs.net/wmfs/wmfs/home.xtml?bhcp=1
<polite> check out the link, it's a woman SIGNING THE TEXT, YOU KNOW, JUST INCASE THE PERSON READING IS DEAF
<polite> actually, if I remember signing, she's saying "If you're blind and need assistance, call 555-9393"

<garian> oh, i heard scratching and a meow at my door
<polite> Nrr is at your house, garian?
<garian> Hah!
<polite> quote that
<garian> no, the devilcat wants in my room
<polite> so that's his handle!
<garian> hahaha

<Destati> its so mind blowing, seeing it wil make your head explode into a rainbow of fruity gas

<+Gabrielle> Rofls. I'm watching Ultra Vixens again, and I recoginise the music from the dentist scene. It's from a russian opera. What would Borodin think about his music being associated with gay anal snape kills dumbledore?