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<Jimbo|> gatr: only when the iPhone detects that you're taking a picture below your crotch
<FF> You guys got an iPhone/iPod Touch?
<origin> I see that you're attempting Sexmessaging, may I suggest tits or GTFO?
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<dragon> hey you there man?
<helpfulcorn> Well, that's kind of an existential question
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<+polite> i have a whole basement of toddlers at my disposal
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<polite> Did you hear about the new anti-trust suit against Boeing? Yeah, it's called the Boeing Constrictor - I totally made that up
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<~polite> optimizing later is really a terrible idea
<~polite> that's like "I'll write my book and go back and add paragraphs, periods, comas, and so forth later"
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<Gekz> Mr Bond is Mr Link!
<Gekz> I knew it.
<Gekz> *Conspiracy*
<Tensei-san> well a bond and a link are pretty similar
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<JellyDemon> "Mr. Doom withdrew the challenge"
<Doom> what the
<Doom> again
<polite> That is a challenge, indeed
<polite> Any woman would think so
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<princess> I had a friend walk out on an interview when they asked him the strengths and weaknesses question. He's almost 30 with three degrees, he said he didn't have time for that sort of bullshit and just left.
<polite> I really hate that
<polite> most of all, the question I hate the most is: "Why do you want to work with us?" or equally bad "Why should we hire you?" or "What can you bring our company?"
<polite> all the same things really, it's "Please, kiss our ass"
<princess> "What is your biggest weakness?"
<princess> "Kryptonite."
<princess> you should say that
<polite> "Anthrax, Bullets, Superflu, Bubonic Plague, and the vacuum of space"
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<polite> well, because of how politically correct we are becoming here, we say "the personland"
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<ktj4l> i usually do 2-3 main lifts to start the workout and then finish myself off with isolation work until i've hit my entire body
<@mechanicvirus> do you seperate by upper and lower body
<polite> I often finish myself off in isolation, but only after I work out, because I'm less intense
<&NickSunshine> i usually jack off in the shower
<polite> that is, less intense if I do anything sexual before /hand/
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