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<wahrheit> I gotta do my laundry because I had an accident right before the end of my shift at work. I was filling milk rapidly because it had just arrived and i didnt have much time to work it. i was working too fast, and i tripped over some crates and fell onto the concrete, dropping the gallon jug of Dean's vitamin D milk and it got all over my pants
<origin> read: shit my pants
Dec 11 @ 10:30