Chat - Quotes

This page contains interesting quotes from our chat room. If you see something funny and/or interesting going on in the chat room, you can submit your own quote.

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<Jimbo|> gatr: only when the iPhone detects that you're taking a picture below your crotch
<FF> You guys got an iPhone/iPod Touch?
<origin> I see that you're attempting Sexmessaging, may I suggest tits or GTFO?
Dec 11 @ 10:30
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<&LobsterMan> cause it's srsly lightning like a motherfucker here, and i have to shit, but im scurred
Dec 11 @ 10:30
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<wahrheit> nothing tops the evolution of dance
<wahrheit> that guy is so talented
Dec 11 @ 10:30
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<origin> prostitution is legal in cuba for 17 and older
<origin> www.americanairlines.com/?search=flights+to+cuba
<origin> whoops
Dec 11 @ 10:30
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<ness> Gee, I wonder why they're trying to make a new Blair Witch? (hint it rhymes with Baranormal Bactivity)
Dec 11 @ 10:30
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<ness> My bed frame had broken on one side so I just slept diagonally for a couple of weeks before finally fixing it.
<origin> i tried that, but it was really weird and unfortable, so i jumped on the otherside and broke it evanly
Dec 11 @ 10:30
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<wahrheit> just like nrr being a f urry
<wahrheit> TOP SECRET.
<wahrheit> <nrr> i feel rejected about my hobbies
<wahrheit> <nrr> i just want to be normal
<wahrheit> <nrr> and NOT FUCK ANIMALS
<wahrheit> <nrr> but..... cats are so cute!
<wahrheit> real log, not joking
<polite> where'd you get that?
<wahrheit> a real log that i fabricated
<wahrheit> YOU'VE BEEN HAD
<polite> It seems highly probable
<wahrheit> I wouldn't be surprised if he fucks cats
<polite> I thought it meant fuck animals metaphorically
<wahrheit> peta would be all over him like hot sauce on a burrito
<polite> and a burrito on a fat man's shirt
<wahrheit> LOL
<wahrheit> clever
<wahrheit> if we ever did stand up comedy
<wahrheit> we'd kick ass

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<&nrr> <~wahrheit> My boyfriend is asking me to suck him off.
<polite> <&nrr> My dog always gets sucked off by me
Dec 11 @ 10:30
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<+nrr> what's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator
<+nrr> ?
<polite> what?
<+nrr> the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take out the meat
Dec 11 @ 10:30
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<garian> oh, i heard scratching and a meow at my door
<polite> Nrr is at your house, garian?
<garian> Hah!
<polite> quote that
<garian> no, the devilcat wants in my room
<polite> so that's his handle!
<garian> hahaha
Dec 11 @ 10:30
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<Destati> its so mind blowing, seeing it wil make your head explode into a rainbow of fruity gas
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